Funny Tees for People
With Good Taste

Set sail for smooth vibes and strong pours.

This bold graphic tee features a suave black cat bartender in a sharp red tuxedo, serving up charm with a double finger-point straight out of the golden age of cruise ship cool. Inspired by everyone’s favorite Pacific Princess mix-master, this design is your one-way ticket to romance, laughter, and a perfectly balanced cocktail.

🎶 “Love… exciting and new…”
Slip this shirt on and suddenly you’re welcoming guests aboard.
🎶 “Come aboard… we’re expecting you…”
Whether you’re shaking up martinis or just holding court at your own happy hour, this tee brings that signature cruise-deck charisma.
🎶 “The Love Boat soon will be making another run…”
Translation: last call? Not on this ship.

Material and care notes: breathable ring-spun cotton, resilient collar and shoulder construction for lasting shape, and responsibly sourced fibers for a better footprint.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams to reduce waste and provide a smooth print surface
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; DTF/DTG printing methods keep colors vivid
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors